Archive for February, 2012

The Executive

Posted: 21st February 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I got a call a couple weeks ago at bar close to pick up “Jerry” at a niteclub that is basically a pick-up singles bar for the over-fifty set. This guy comes out that is at least sixty-five or seventy and he looks like a retired executive. He has a shock of white hair, wearing […]

Ya Know What This Blog Needs? More Ukulele…

Posted: 19th February 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

For my younger male readers, herein lies one of the best routes to getting laid you will ever find. How old is this guy, 22 or 25 years old? If I could take a ukulele and a 12-pack of beer out to the beach and done this when I was this kid’s age, I would […]

Christmas Eve- Ho ho ho…

Posted: 8th February 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

  Late one foggy Christmas Eve, I get a call to a nice apartment complex where a man in his 30’s waves at me to indicate “this is the place”, then goes inside an apartment, leaving the door open. My window is open, and I hear, “Goodnite, kids… now run off to bed. I’ll be […]