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Taxicab Depressions
I hate this job in the rain. Just like dogs, wet drunks and wet whores smell awful.
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Taxicab Depressions is a taxi driver's blog, a collection of funny stories about the obnoxious drunks and belligerent whores that get into my taxi in a Florida beach town.
I'm not looking to get sued or subpoenaed here, so any name of a person, place, or street is a pseudonym. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
(That would be me.)
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