Vignette: The Lucky Guy

Posted: 30th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia

I pick up a guy one nite that wants to go to a local VFW club. “Seems like tonite is my lucky night,” he says.

I say, “Oh yeah…? How’s that?”

He says, “Well, I’m going up to the clubhouse to meet a girl I know… she called me up and said that she won 500 bucks on a scratch-off ticket, and told me to come meet her to get drunk… she’s buyin’…”

“Well, ya can’t turn down an offer like that…” I say.

He says, “Yep… and if she doesn’t get too drunk, she’ll probably want me to fuck her, too.”

I laughed and said, “Well, it sounds like you are a winner, too… a night of free drinks, and carnal knowledge of a willing woman… is she good looking?”

“Ehhh, she ain’t bad… I’ve fucked her before. She’s bigger than I like, but smaller than I usually get…”

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