Posts Tagged ‘Drunks’

Vignette: The Break Up

Posted: 16th December 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia Just when ya start getting a little jaded and think you have pretty much seen it all […]

Vignette: The Wisdom Of Bikers

Posted: 21st April 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I picked up an old, grizzled biker at a beach bar that is notorious for their Sunday […]

The Jedi Mind Trick

Posted: 10th April 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I got a call to pick up “Kenny” at the Excelsior, the ritziest hotel on the beach. I called him on arrival, and a guy in his early or middle 30’s comes out, dressed very nicely, going to an expensive restaurant downtown to meet his wife. Nice guy, but a little “dorky”… no doubt an […]

The Butterbean

Posted: 15th March 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I got a call a few weeks ago to pick up “Earl” at a local sports bar/tourist trap place out on the beach, and Earl and his wife are standing out front with another couple. They are all in their late forties/early fifties, staying at a beach resort just a five minute drive up the […]

The Executive

Posted: 21st February 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I got a call a couple weeks ago at bar close to pick up “Jerry” at a niteclub that is basically a pick-up singles bar for the over-fifty set. This guy comes out that is at least sixty-five or seventy and he looks like a retired executive. He has a shock of white hair, wearing […]

Vignette: The Lucky Guy

Posted: 30th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I pick up a guy one nite that wants to go to a local VFW club. “Seems […]

Flashback: Dancing With Molly

Posted: 20th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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Five or ten years ago, there was a Mitsubishi ad with a girl dancing in the front seat of a car to the song “Days Go By” by Dirty Vegas… remember that commercial? Ah, here we go… the You Tubes have it… So I pick up two blonde girls out at the beach who need […]

In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I’m sitting in the parking lot of the biggest dance club in town near the valet stand, […]

Lost In Translation: “Do You Like Penis?”

Posted: 9th December 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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A local college here has an English language immersion program that brings students from all over the world to be dunked in America, from K-Mart to the Kardashians. I have met college kids from Spain, France, Qatar, Thailand, Brazil, Japan, China, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Germany, India, and several other countries. The common denominator: Foreign kids […]

The Bucket Of Shame

Posted: 29th November 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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You never forget your first puker. Within a month or two of starting this job, I got a call to a tavern nearly an hour after bar close, so I assumed I was getting a waitress or some other staffer. The parking lot is almost deserted of cars, but there is a young guy standing […]