Archive for September, 2013

You Dairy Queen Muthafuckahs Ain’t Shit, Bitchezzz!

Posted: 11th September 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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As I have mentioned before here and here and here, people lose the most astonishing things in taxis. Phones, wallets, sunglasses, knives, cocaine, joints, beer, condoms, shoes, lip gloss, and even medicated vaginal wipes… But last weekend, I had a passenger forget the most surprising item ever. I rounded a corner right after bar close […]

Shit Should Be Better

Posted: 6th September 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I was sitting outside a bar on a slow weeknight last week, when I saw a heavy-set black woman walking down the sidewalk toward me. She was wearing a tank top, shorts, and flip-flops, carrying a hardback book in one hand and what looks like two plastic grocery bags of clothing in the other. She […]