I’m sure some people don’t believe me when I say wasted women will proposition a taxi driver, but it is true. It’s not some Penthouse Forum “Gee, I can’t believe this happened to me ” fantasy; it happens rather frequently. I have noticed that it happens less often for me now, and I think that […]
Posts Tagged ‘Taxi Pussy’
The Perils Of Taxi Pussy III: Just Don’t Go There
Posted: 2nd September 2015 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, The Book, The Job
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Vignette: Snail Trails
Posted: 5th April 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia Sometimes you don’t really have an opportunity to strike up a conversation with people, and sometimes it’s […]
Gay Pride Week: Take One For The Team
Posted: 12th July 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy
Gay Pride week was really good to me, as always… I do love me some gay people. Almost always fun, hands-down the most reliably generous tippers, and I have only had a couple of problem passengers that were gay in the entire time I’ve been driving a taxi. Some drivers are a little phobic about […]
The Perils Of Taxi Pussy II: Amber
Posted: 14th June 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy
I had a passenger the other nite I wanted to document while she is still fresh in my mind. As I told you in my previous post The Perils Of Taxi Pussy, it just seems to be my karma to get unhinged psychobitches that are out of their minds on drugs and alcohol, and they […]
Flashback: The Bridesmaids
Posted: 9th March 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, WTF?
Ahhh, springtime in Florida… wedding season. Every girl wants that picture-perfect May or June dream wedding on the beach at sunset, and people come from all over the country to have a wedding on the beach. And so where I work, it is quite common to see a gaggle of 5 or 6 girls in […]
I got a call one nite to pick up “Maria” at some yuppie apartments near downtown. A beautiful Hispanic girl comes out, wearing a very short skirt and a skin-tight top that really showed off her rack, and tottering on some extreme high heels. These were shoes that were not really intended for dancing, walking, […]
Standby Driver- “XXXVII”
Posted: 4th April 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Standby Drivers, Taxi Pussy
In the world of taxi driving, a standby driver is a hack that shows up when he’s not scheduled to work in the hope that a car will be available. Here at Taxicab Depressions, it is a story spun by another driver. So allow me to toss the keys to my first standby driver, Andrew […]
Flashback: Dancing With Molly
Posted: 20th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, WTF?
Five or ten years ago, there was a Mitsubishi ad with a girl dancing in the front seat of a car to the song “Days Go By” by Dirty Vegas… remember that commercial? Ah, here we go… the You Tubes have it… So I pick up two blonde girls out at the beach who need […]
Flashback: The Skankopottomus
Posted: 18th November 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Taxi Pussy, WTF?
I got a call to a bar on a hot, humid, and muggy summer nite, and there are two girls sitting in the parking lot. This is always a bad sign; any time I pick up someone that is sitting on the asphalt, they are invariably really wasted. They get up and start weaving toward […]
Halloween was kinda disappointing for me… oh, I got the usual parade of drunks and slutty babes, but now that I am blogging this, I was really hoping for a truly great Halloween story, but I didn’t get one. But then again, if you don’t drive a taxi, you don’t have a clue just how […]