Damn, man… this is starting to become a TRADITION now, dude… are we gonna do this every Halloween? Clayton called the weekend before Halloween, asking if I can pick up him and his new wife Clara and take them to a bar. I said of course I can, and I headed over to his place […]
Posts Tagged ‘Zombies’
Clayton Makes The Blog III: Dude, You Are Killin’ Me
Posted: 4th December 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, The Job, Zombies
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The Inside Baseball Of Driving A Taxi
Posted: 28th June 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Douchebags, Drunks, The Job, Zombies
One of my fellow hacks in my company has told me on more than one occasion that I should write more about the business aspects of driving a taxi. I asked him why, and he says that he gets asked about it all the time, that people are interested in the minutiae of taxi driving, […]
Clayton Makes The Blog
Posted: 4th November 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Zombies
Well, my friend, you certainly got your drink on for Halloween, huh? As one of my regular passengers and a reader of Taxicab Depressions, you like laughing at me and my stories about the vodka zombies I drive around, because you are the guy that always maintains some semblance of sobriety and doesn’t go too […]
My New PC And Assistant Taxi Driver Annie
Posted: 22nd October 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, The Job, Zombies
Taxi drivers use the term “PC” to refer to a passenger that calls a driver directly when they need a ride. I don’t really know the origins of that term, but I have always assumed that it is short for personal customer or personal caller. I have noticed that drivers from the northeast like New […]
You Dairy Queen Muthafuckahs Ain’t Shit, Bitchezzz!
Posted: 11th September 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, The Job, WTF?, Zombies
As I have mentioned before here and here and here, people lose the most astonishing things in taxis. Phones, wallets, sunglasses, knives, cocaine, joints, beer, condoms, shoes, lip gloss, and even medicated vaginal wipes… But last weekend, I had a passenger forget the most surprising item ever. I rounded a corner right after bar close […]
I got a call to pick up “Kenny” at the Excelsior, the ritziest hotel on the beach. I called him on arrival, and a guy in his early or middle 30’s comes out, dressed very nicely, going to an expensive restaurant downtown to meet his wife. Nice guy, but a little “dorky”… no doubt an […]