Archive for February, 2013

The Greatest Twitter Account Ever

Posted: 15th February 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

I was reluctant to get on Twitter… I’m really busy, and I just don’t have time to pay attention to the moronic missives of talentless rappers or some vapid celebutard’s most recent yeast infection. Seriously… if you aren’t banging Kim Kardashian, why would you give a rat’s ass about anything she has to say? But […]

Early Contender For Passenger Of The Year

Posted: 13th February 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In this seemingly neverending parade of drunken douchebags and surly whores, you occasionally get a passenger that restores your hope for humanity. I got a call a few nights ago to pick up a couple at a local restaurant about 1:15 AM. I called the number on arrival, which was the restaurant’s number, not my […]

Just Fucking Great

Posted: 3rd February 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

My submission to HotAir.com’s photo caption contest…