Well, Thursday was actually kinda slow… I hope they are saving it up for Friday and Saturday. I could use a busy (and profitable) weekend. But, one reason people might have stayed in tonight is because it rained a good portion of the evening, and it is supposed to be rainy all weekend. I hate […]
Archive for October, 2011
Just Like Dogs, Wet Drunks And Wet Whores Smell Awful
Posted: 28th October 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized3
Halloween falls on Monday, so that means that there will be Halloween events Thursday thru Monday. I’m off Monday, but I’ll get the bulk of the weirdness over the next four days. I remember last year; serious alcohol, drugs, and bizarre behavior, coupled with weird and slutty outfits, and everybody throwing twenty dollar bills around… […]
Vignette: Word Of The Day
Posted: 27th October 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia A couple nights ago, I picked up four guys at closing time at a tittie bar… three […]
I get propositioned by women for sex twice a month, on average. Most of the time, there is no diplomacy, no tact, no seduction, no grace or elan… just a blunt, “Will you come in and do me?” Typically, it is a woman in her late thirties or early forties, attractive, moneyed, well-dressed, bored, […]
I had a nice deviation from my normal routine of wasted nitwits tonite… I picked up a guy named Guillermo that had 2 electric guitars… I played a little back in my teens and still have my old Strat, so we talked music and guitarists for the whole ride. He was a little […]
It was my intent to post stuff nightly as soon as I get home from work, while the scars are still fresh, but I’m not sure how that is gonna work. I’m whipped by the time I get home, and I only have about an hour before my baby gets up for the morning feeding, […]
Flashback: Obnoxious Bitches- A Tragedy In Four Acts
Posted: 20th October 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks
ACT I One Saturday nite several months ago, I got a call to pick up “Sally” at Merlin’s, a somewhat upscale restaurant out on the beach. I pull into the parking lot and there are two girls sitting on a bench that look completely shithammered from 20 yards. The manager of the restaurant is standing […]
Kind of a slow Thursday last nite… not a lot of people out, and no really belligerent drunks. I did pick up a couple downtown at bar close going to the Excelsior Hotel, the ritziest hotel on the beach. She was brunette and really attractive; him, not so much. Amazing what money will buy. […]
I get a call to go to Wallaby’s sports bar to pick somebody up about an hour after a dramatic football game ended in an overtime clutch kick, and staggering out the door comes Jabba the Drunk, quite possibly the largest human being I have ever seen. He is wearing a 5X Indianapolis Colts tee […]
Might as well start with a classic… I swear, if I live to be 120, I’ll never forget this… It was about 10 PM on a rainy night, and I got a call to pick up a guy at a rather posh condominium out on the beach. This old guy comes tottering out of the […]