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Posts Tagged ‘WTF?’
My Date With An Uber Driver
Posted: 17th February 2015 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: The Job, WTF?
I don’t remember how I found this… maybe I clicked a link in a comment on an article about Uber, and I found this YouTube video. Watch it all, and then read the post immediately after this one, “Batshit Crazy”. Still think I am making this shit up? Then think about this: these people can […]
Occasionally, I get people that have read my blog who think I am making this shit up. They say, “C’mon… people don’t really behave like this, do they? Are people really this crazy fucked up? You are at least exaggerating a little, right?” No, I’m not. I don’t have the imagination to dream this shit […]
Vignette: Tonsil Stones
Posted: 20th September 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes, WTF?
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I’ve been away, I know… busy, busy, busy… but I have a quick one from the other […]
You Dairy Queen Muthafuckahs Ain’t Shit, Bitchezzz!
Posted: 11th September 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, The Job, WTF?, Zombies
As I have mentioned before here and here and here, people lose the most astonishing things in taxis. Phones, wallets, sunglasses, knives, cocaine, joints, beer, condoms, shoes, lip gloss, and even medicated vaginal wipes… But last weekend, I had a passenger forget the most surprising item ever. I rounded a corner right after bar close […]
Flashback: The Bridesmaids
Posted: 9th March 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, WTF?
Ahhh, springtime in Florida… wedding season. Every girl wants that picture-perfect May or June dream wedding on the beach at sunset, and people come from all over the country to have a wedding on the beach. And so where I work, it is quite common to see a gaggle of 5 or 6 girls in […]
Vignette: The Angry Red Penis
Posted: 5th December 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Vignettes, WTF?
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I picked up a guy the other nite at an apartment complex, where he was visiting a […]
I got a call a few weeks ago to pick up “Earl” at a local sports bar/tourist trap place out on the beach, and Earl and his wife are standing out front with another couple. They are all in their late forties/early fifties, staying at a beach resort just a five minute drive up the […]
I got a call a couple weeks ago at bar close to pick up “Jerry” at a niteclub that is basically a pick-up singles bar for the over-fifty set. This guy comes out that is at least sixty-five or seventy and he looks like a retired executive. He has a shock of white hair, wearing […]
Flashback: Dancing With Molly
Posted: 20th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, WTF?
Five or ten years ago, there was a Mitsubishi ad with a girl dancing in the front seat of a car to the song “Days Go By” by Dirty Vegas… remember that commercial? Ah, here we go… the You Tubes have it… So I pick up two blonde girls out at the beach who need […]