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Taxicab Depressions
I hate this job in the rain. Just like dogs, wet drunks and wet whores smell awful.
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Taxicab Depressions is a taxi driver's blog, a collection of funny stories about the obnoxious drunks and belligerent whores that get into my taxi in a Florida beach town.
I'm not looking to get sued or subpoenaed here, so any name of a person, place, or street is a pseudonym. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
(That would be me.)
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I just finished reading your whole blog. Saw a link today on HA, and couldn’t stop reading….it was like rubbernecking an horrific multi-car pileup involving a cattle truck.
Laugh? I nearly shat….I think I peed a little too.
Sounds just a bit like one of his fares. Lolz! ; )
Da.
Russian Bear vs. San Francisco Bear.
Does anyone else see the problem with this picture? Both politicians are gonna get the crap kicked out of ’em. Putin is pointing an AR style .223 pistol (and ain’t that a monster!) in a relaxed grip… and Odumma has the rifle butt out of the pocket of his shoulder. That shot hurt him if it is larger than a .22, which it looks to be.
Just sayin’