I’m sure some people don’t believe me when I say wasted women will proposition a taxi driver, but it is true. It’s not some Penthouse Forum “Gee, I can’t believe this happened to me ” fantasy; it happens rather frequently. I have noticed that it happens less often for me now, and I think that […]
Posts Tagged ‘Drunks’
The Perils Of Taxi Pussy III: Just Don’t Go There
Posted: 2nd September 2015 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, The Book, The Job
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Quick Post For The Cops
Posted: 15th August 2015 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, The Book, The Job
I had an incident tonight that will definitely be in the book, an event that required calling the police. As these “ladies” were being placed in their new mode of transportation, I said to the 6 or 8 officers standing around me, “You know what driving a taxi for five years has taught me? It […]
Vignette: The Tea Partier
Posted: 22nd June 2015 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Politics, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I was sitting outside of a bar early on my shift a week or two ago, right […]
Clayton Makes The Blog III: Dude, You Are Killin’ Me
Posted: 4th December 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, The Job, Zombies
Damn, man… this is starting to become a TRADITION now, dude… are we gonna do this every Halloween? Clayton called the weekend before Halloween, asking if I can pick up him and his new wife Clara and take them to a bar. I said of course I can, and I headed over to his place […]
Vignette: A Thought On God And The Fairer Sex
Posted: 18th October 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia Girls, skip this post. Really. Move on… No, really. Move on. Nothing to see here. OK, guys, […]
Vignette: Tonsil Stones
Posted: 20th September 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes, WTF?
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I’ve been away, I know… busy, busy, busy… but I have a quick one from the other […]
The Inside Baseball Of Driving A Taxi
Posted: 28th June 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Douchebags, Drunks, The Job, Zombies
One of my fellow hacks in my company has told me on more than one occasion that I should write more about the business aspects of driving a taxi. I asked him why, and he says that he gets asked about it all the time, that people are interested in the minutiae of taxi driving, […]
Clayton Makes The Blog II: Post For Clara
Posted: 9th May 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, The Job
One thing I don’t think I will ever understand about being a taxi driver is the way our passengers view us and relate to us. We are relative or even total strangers to our passengers, yet many of them voluntarily tell us extremely intimate things, and behave like our understanding and confidentiality are just part […]
Vignette: Snail Trails
Posted: 5th April 2014 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia Sometimes you don’t really have an opportunity to strike up a conversation with people, and sometimes it’s […]
I have been getting some complaints from my passengers, regular readers, and even some of my fellow hacks that I haven’t posted for a while… I apologize for that. It certainly isn’t for a lack of material, that’s for certain… sweet Jesus, I almost got arrested a couple of weeks ago after some drunken idiot […]