Posts Tagged ‘The Job’

Been Gone A While

Posted: 21st February 2014 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I have been getting some complaints from my passengers, regular readers, and even some of my fellow hacks that I haven’t posted for a while… I apologize for that. It certainly isn’t for a lack of material, that’s for certain… sweet Jesus, I almost got arrested a couple of weeks ago after some drunken idiot […]

My New PC And Assistant Taxi Driver Annie

Posted: 22nd October 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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Taxi drivers use the term “PC” to refer to a passenger that calls a driver directly when they need a ride. I don’t really know the origins of that term, but I have always assumed that it is short for personal customer or personal caller. I have noticed that drivers from the northeast like New […]

You Dairy Queen Muthafuckahs Ain’t Shit, Bitchezzz!

Posted: 11th September 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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As I have mentioned before here and here and here, people lose the most astonishing things in taxis. Phones, wallets, sunglasses, knives, cocaine, joints, beer, condoms, shoes, lip gloss, and even medicated vaginal wipes… But last weekend, I had a passenger forget the most surprising item ever. I rounded a corner right after bar close […]

Shit Should Be Better

Posted: 6th September 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I was sitting outside a bar on a slow weeknight last week, when I saw a heavy-set black woman walking down the sidewalk toward me. She was wearing a tank top, shorts, and flip-flops, carrying a hardback book in one hand and what looks like two plastic grocery bags of clothing in the other. She […]

Official Lost Cell Phone Return Policy

Posted: 21st July 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

As I have mentioned previously, wasted people forget shit in taxis all the time, and now that I am with my new company, this is becoming an enormous pain in the ass for me. No longer can I just leave this crap at the dispatch desk and forget about it, now this bullshit is my […]

I haven’t posted in a while because I have been tremendously busy… I moved at the end of April and been unpacking and relocating hearth and home, and I joined a new taxi company recently, which has kept me busier than ever. Actually, the new taxi company is the main reason I am posting now. […]

Interesting Find

Posted: 2nd January 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

You find all kinds of astonishing crap in a taxi… wasted people drop shit in my car all the time. Among the remarkable assortment of things I have found are more than a dozen cellphones, an equal number of tubes of lipgloss, a giant lump of uncut cocaine, 2 or 3 digital cameras, a 36-count […]