It was my intent to post stuff nightly as soon as I get home from work, while the scars are still fresh, but I’m not sure how that is gonna work. I’m whipped by the time I get home, and I only have about an hour before my baby gets up for the morning feeding, […]
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Flashback: Obnoxious Bitches- A Tragedy In Four Acts
Posted: 20th October 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks
ACT I One Saturday nite several months ago, I got a call to pick up “Sally” at Merlin’s, a somewhat upscale restaurant out on the beach. I pull into the parking lot and there are two girls sitting on a bench that look completely shithammered from 20 yards. The manager of the restaurant is standing […]
Kind of a slow Thursday last nite… not a lot of people out, and no really belligerent drunks. I did pick up a couple downtown at bar close going to the Excelsior Hotel, the ritziest hotel on the beach. She was brunette and really attractive; him, not so much. Amazing what money will buy. […]
I get a call to go to Wallaby’s sports bar to pick somebody up about an hour after a dramatic football game ended in an overtime clutch kick, and staggering out the door comes Jabba the Drunk, quite possibly the largest human being I have ever seen. He is wearing a 5X Indianapolis Colts tee […]
Might as well start with a classic… I swear, if I live to be 120, I’ll never forget this… It was about 10 PM on a rainy night, and I got a call to pick up a guy at a rather posh condominium out on the beach. This old guy comes tottering out of the […]
I come from a professional background; I was formerly a web designer, graphic artist, and marketing director for small company in the livestock industry. Long story short, after six or seven years over which sales quadrupled, I caught the owner of the company red-handed trying to steal from me. After that, things were very awkward, […]