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Vignette: A Girl’s Little Necessities

Posted: 11th August 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I was sitting outside a bar last Thursday nite, diagonally parked next to another taxi from a […]

Stop Being Black

Posted: 31st July 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I am so pissed off about this Trayvon Martin bullshit… Nevermind that an innocent man has been hounded, threatened, and vilified by the media and the low-information idiots that believe this deceitful nonsense they spew, our government personnel and our tax dollars were used in collusion with the biggest racists in the country like Al […]

Official Lost Cell Phone Return Policy

Posted: 21st July 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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As I have mentioned previously, wasted people forget shit in taxis all the time, and now that I am with my new company, this is becoming an enormous pain in the ass for me. No longer can I just leave this crap at the dispatch desk and forget about it, now this bullshit is my […]

Gay Pride Week: Take One For The Team

Posted: 12th July 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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Gay Pride week was really good to me, as always… I do love me some gay people. Almost always fun, hands-down the most reliably generous tippers, and I have only had a couple of problem passengers that were gay in the entire time I’ve been driving a taxi. Some drivers are a little phobic about […]

The Perils Of Taxi Pussy II: Amber

Posted: 14th June 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I had a passenger the other nite I wanted to document while she is still fresh in my mind. As I told you in my previous post The Perils Of Taxi Pussy, it just seems to be my karma to get unhinged psychobitches that are out of their minds on drugs and alcohol, and they […]

Vignette: Career Counseling

Posted: 10th June 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I roll up to a red light downtown on a Friday night, and there is a couple […]

I haven’t posted in a while because I have been tremendously busy… I moved at the end of April and been unpacking and relocating hearth and home, and I joined a new taxi company recently, which has kept me busier than ever. Actually, the new taxi company is the main reason I am posting now. […]

Utter Brilliance

Posted: 16th March 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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HotAir.com is my daily, go-to site for political news and opinion… I’ve been a habitual reader there for at least 6 or 7 years, and an occasional commenter for a year or two… I’m just too busy to be a frequent commenter, but I highly recommend this website. Not only are the contributing bloggers outstanding, […]

Flashback: The Bridesmaids

Posted: 9th March 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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Ahhh, springtime in Florida… wedding season. Every girl wants that picture-perfect May or June dream wedding on the beach at sunset, and people come from all over the country to have a wedding on the beach. And so where I work, it is quite common to see a gaggle of 5 or 6 girls in […]

The Greatest Twitter Account Ever

Posted: 15th February 2013 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

I was reluctant to get on Twitter… I’m really busy, and I just don’t have time to pay attention to the moronic missives of talentless rappers or some vapid celebutard’s most recent yeast infection. Seriously… if you aren’t banging Kim Kardashian, why would you give a rat’s ass about anything she has to say? But […]