In this seemingly neverending parade of drunken douchebags and surly whores, you occasionally get a passenger that restores your hope for humanity. I got a call a few nights ago to pick up a couple at a local restaurant about 1:15 AM. I called the number on arrival, which was the restaurant’s number, not my […]
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Early Contender For Passenger Of The Year
Posted: 13th February 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks
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My submission to HotAir.com’s photo caption contest…
This circus surrounding the current push for gun control legislation is a morass of lies and deceptions, fostered by the media and promoted by the left in America, because the Constitution and the Bill of Rights stand squarely in opposition to the goals of the Statist left. That is precisely how it was designed to […]
Be Polite, Be Professional, And Have A Plan To Kill Every Person You Meet.
Posted: 4th January 2013 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Douchebags, Drunks
Our Marines in Iraq and Afghanistan have a motto they live by, and it works pretty good for taxi drivers as well… “Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill every person you meet.” Very sound and prudent advice, indeed. So a guy flags me down at bar close and he looks OK… […]
You find all kinds of astonishing crap in a taxi… wasted people drop shit in my car all the time. Among the remarkable assortment of things I have found are more than a dozen cellphones, an equal number of tubes of lipgloss, a giant lump of uncut cocaine, 2 or 3 digital cameras, a 36-count […]
Let’s Advance The Discussion
Posted: 20th December 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Douchebags, Politics
I have grown to truly loathe liberals in the last decade or two… they are the worst sorts of hypocrites, and frankly, just fucking stupid, and most of them simply can’t be reasoned with. I used to like debating them, thinking that I might, just might, teach them to think for themselves, but honestly, it […]
Vignette: The Break Up
Posted: 16th December 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia Just when ya start getting a little jaded and think you have pretty much seen it all […]
Image stolen from somewhere… whoever created this graphic has neatly summarized something that I have been saying for 30 years. Some people are just fucking broken… lemons… factory rejects… if they were Ford Tauruses and not human beings, they would have been red-tagged and compacted before they ever left the plant. I just think about […]
Vignette: The Angry Red Penis
Posted: 5th December 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Vignettes, WTF?
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I picked up a guy the other nite at an apartment complex, where he was visiting a […]
Had a woman named “Vera” in my car the other nite that mentioned that she was in town from the Boston area visiting her Mom, and was very pleased that Obama had won reelection. When I asked her why, she said that she believed Obama cares about people, as illustrated by the new healthcare takeover. […]