I got a call one nite to pick up “Maria” at some yuppie apartments near downtown. A beautiful Hispanic girl comes out, wearing a very short skirt and a skin-tight top that really showed off her rack, and tottering on some extreme high heels. These were shoes that were not really intended for dancing, walking, […]
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Vignette: The Wisdom Of Bikers
Posted: 21st April 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I picked up an old, grizzled biker at a beach bar that is notorious for their Sunday […]
I got a call to pick up “Kenny” at the Excelsior, the ritziest hotel on the beach. I called him on arrival, and a guy in his early or middle 30’s comes out, dressed very nicely, going to an expensive restaurant downtown to meet his wife. Nice guy, but a little “dorky”… no doubt an […]
Standby Driver- “XXXVII”
Posted: 4th April 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Standby Drivers, Taxi Pussy
In the world of taxi driving, a standby driver is a hack that shows up when he’s not scheduled to work in the hope that a car will be available. Here at Taxicab Depressions, it is a story spun by another driver. So allow me to toss the keys to my first standby driver, Andrew […]
I got a call a few weeks ago to pick up “Earl” at a local sports bar/tourist trap place out on the beach, and Earl and his wife are standing out front with another couple. They are all in their late forties/early fifties, staying at a beach resort just a five minute drive up the […]
I got a call a couple weeks ago at bar close to pick up “Jerry” at a niteclub that is basically a pick-up singles bar for the over-fifty set. This guy comes out that is at least sixty-five or seventy and he looks like a retired executive. He has a shock of white hair, wearing […]
Ya Know What This Blog Needs? More Ukulele…
Posted: 19th February 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedFor my younger male readers, herein lies one of the best routes to getting laid you will ever find. How old is this guy, 22 or 25 years old? If I could take a ukulele and a 12-pack of beer out to the beach and done this when I was this kid’s age, I would […]
Late one foggy Christmas Eve, I get a call to a nice apartment complex where a man in his 30’s waves at me to indicate “this is the place”, then goes inside an apartment, leaving the door open. My window is open, and I hear, “Goodnite, kids… now run off to bed. I’ll be […]
Vignette: The Lucky Guy
Posted: 30th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I pick up a guy one nite that wants to go to a local VFW club. “Seems […]
Flashback: Dancing With Molly
Posted: 20th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Taxi Pussy, WTF?
Five or ten years ago, there was a Mitsubishi ad with a girl dancing in the front seat of a car to the song “Days Go By” by Dirty Vegas… remember that commercial? Ah, here we go… the You Tubes have it… So I pick up two blonde girls out at the beach who need […]