No posts in more than 2 weeks… and to my readers, I apologize. I’ve just been slammed with the holidays and work. A substantial chunk of my family is moving away in the next few months, my wife has me working on a mountain of stuff for her business, and I’m meeting a guy next […]
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Time to rock out to two Croatian guys with cellos…
Vignette: “Yeah, That’s Gonna Void The Warranty…”
Posted: 12th December 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I’m sitting in the parking lot of the biggest dance club in town near the valet stand, […]
Lost In Translation: “Do You Like Penis?”
Posted: 9th December 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks
A local college here has an English language immersion program that brings students from all over the world to be dunked in America, from K-Mart to the Kardashians. I have met college kids from Spain, France, Qatar, Thailand, Brazil, Japan, China, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Germany, India, and several other countries. The common denominator: Foreign kids […]
I found this image on a FaceBook page of another cab driver and laughed out loud… I’m very tempted to print up some bar napkins with my blog URL on them…
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You never forget your first puker. Within a month or two of starting this job, I got a call to a tavern nearly an hour after bar close, so I assumed I was getting a waitress or some other staffer. The parking lot is almost deserted of cars, but there is a young guy standing […]
I’m not a game player, but I love the ads for the Call Of Duty games. I saw this once on TV and had to go find it… I’m posting here mostly so I can find it easily… it features Sam Worthington (Terminator: Salvation) and Jonah Hill (Superbad), with a quick cameo by Dwight Howard […]
Flashback: The Skankopottomus
Posted: 18th November 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Taxi Pussy, WTF?
I got a call to a bar on a hot, humid, and muggy summer nite, and there are two girls sitting in the parking lot. This is always a bad sign; any time I pick up someone that is sitting on the asphalt, they are invariably really wasted. They get up and start weaving toward […]
Vignette: The Woman In The Parking Lot Of The Tittie Bar
Posted: 17th November 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I turn in to cruise the parking lot of a tittie bar at closing time, and I […]