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I know I’ve been AWOL…

Posted: 15th January 2012 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

No posts in more than 2 weeks… and to my readers, I apologize. I’ve just been slammed with the holidays and work. A substantial chunk of my family is moving away in the next few months, my wife has me working on a mountain of stuff for her business, and I’m meeting a guy next […]

Time To Rock- 2Cellos

Posted: 21st December 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

Time to rock out to two Croatian guys with cellos…

In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I’m sitting in the parking lot of the biggest dance club in town near the valet stand, […]

Lost In Translation: “Do You Like Penis?”

Posted: 9th December 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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A local college here has an English language immersion program that brings students from all over the world to be dunked in America, from K-Mart to the Kardashians. I have met college kids from Spain, France, Qatar, Thailand, Brazil, Japan, China, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Germany, India, and several other countries. The common denominator: Foreign kids […]

Funny Stuff

Posted: 6th December 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

I found this image on a FaceBook page of another cab driver and laughed out loud… I’m very tempted to print up some bar napkins with my blog URL on them…

The Best Damned Video I Have Seen In Months

Posted: 2nd December 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

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The Bucket Of Shame

Posted: 29th November 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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You never forget your first puker. Within a month or two of starting this job, I got a call to a tavern nearly an hour after bar close, so I assumed I was getting a waitress or some other staffer. The parking lot is almost deserted of cars, but there is a young guy standing […]

Completely Non-Sequitor- Call Of Duty

Posted: 22nd November 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized

I’m not a game player, but I love the ads for the Call Of Duty games. I saw this once on TV and had to go find it… I’m posting here mostly so I can find it easily… it features Sam Worthington (Terminator: Salvation) and Jonah Hill (Superbad), with a quick cameo by Dwight Howard […]

Flashback: The Skankopottomus

Posted: 18th November 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I got a call to a bar on a hot, humid, and muggy summer nite, and there are two girls sitting in the parking lot. This is always a bad sign; any time I pick up someone that is sitting on the asphalt, they are invariably really wasted. They get up and start weaving toward […]

Vignette: The Woman In The Parking Lot Of The Tittie Bar

Posted: 17th November 2011 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia I turn in to cruise the parking lot of a tittie bar at closing time, and I […]