Halloween was kinda disappointing for me… oh, I got the usual parade of drunks and slutty babes, but now that I am blogging this, I was really hoping for a truly great Halloween story, but I didn’t get one. But then again, if you don’t drive a taxi, you don’t have a clue just how […]
Posts Tagged ‘Drunks’
Vignette: Word Of The Day
Posted: 27th October 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks, Vignettes
In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia A couple nights ago, I picked up four guys at closing time at a tittie bar… three […]
Flashback: Obnoxious Bitches- A Tragedy In Four Acts
Posted: 20th October 2011 by Taxi Hack in UncategorizedTags: Drunks
ACT I One Saturday nite several months ago, I got a call to pick up “Sally” at Merlin’s, a somewhat upscale restaurant out on the beach. I pull into the parking lot and there are two girls sitting on a bench that look completely shithammered from 20 yards. The manager of the restaurant is standing […]
I get a call to go to Wallaby’s sports bar to pick somebody up about an hour after a dramatic football game ended in an overtime clutch kick, and staggering out the door comes Jabba the Drunk, quite possibly the largest human being I have ever seen. He is wearing a 5X Indianapolis Colts tee […]