Vignette: A Thought On God And The Fairer Sex

Posted: 18th October 2014 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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In theatrical script writing, sketch stories, and poetry, a vignette is a short impressionistic scene that focuses on one moment or gives a trenchant impression about a character, an idea, or a setting, and sometimes an object. -Wikipedia

Girls, skip this post. Really. Move on…

No, really. Move on. Nothing to see here.

OK, guys, quick and dirty… literally. No thoughtful editing, just slapping it up there. Apologies in advance, but I am still laughing about this guy, four hours later.

A guy in his middle twenties gets in my car tonite that has had a few drinks, and he wants to go to this area of the beach where there is a cluster of bars. He’s a little fucked up, but not too bad. After we have driven a few blocks, he says he has changed his mind and wants to go to a specific beach bar that is another ten minutes up the road. There’s some hot bitches at that place… he’s got some friends there already, and they texted him saying that there are hot chicks everywhere, and they say he needs to get his ass out there. He stands a good chance of getting laid, or at least getting a blowjob from some drunk slutty beach chick.

Then a moment or two later, he says, “Ya know what…? Fuck that, just take me home… 444 Starfish Lane…”

I said, “You’re sure? That’s the third change of destination in four minutes…”

He says, “Yeah, fuck it… I’m drunk enough, and I’m just going to get in more trouble at the bar. My wife is gonna have my ass in the morning anyway…”

I laughed, and he said, “What?”

I said, “You reminded me of an old joke… a naked woman in a bed calls out, “Honey, turn off the TV and come to bed!” And a man picks up a remote control and clicks off the TV and says, “Might as well… I’m going to catch hell when I get home anyway…”

The guy laughed, and said, “You know why God created yeast infections?”


“So women would also know what it is like to live with an irritating cunt.”

Laughing. So. Hard.

And I said, “Dude, you just made my blog.”

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  1. Woofman says:

    There is a little truth in every good joke.

  2. Jack58 says:

    I wanted to put in writing a note of appreciation. There are VERY few blogs I follow regularly and yours is one. I believe quality entertainment should be rewarded and know that talk is cheap so if you will send me an address/PO box I’d like to make a contribution. You have my E-address.
    Thanks again for some great writing.

  3. JustMike says:

    Not forwarding this one to the wife… HA!

  4. Rancher Dan says:

    Excellent work. Keep it up. I usually get great insight into my life in reading your writings. I surely wasn’t disappointed. Just take me home too.

  5. idahobob says:

    That joke is soooooo true!

    Thank You!


  6. Matt says:

    A blasphemous slur that demeans everyone in sight.
    Not your best work.

  7. Dexter says:

    ROFL!!! Too funny! You meet some effed up people LOL

  8. Gil says:

    Funny story. Sorry it took me so long to get around to your blog. Am looking forward to catching up with your other posts.

  9. 1432FPCHERO says:

    OH MY, i ripped out some stitches