Fear And Loathing In The Bunker

Posted: 17th August 2015 by Taxi Hack in Uncategorized
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I’m still in awe of the Trump campaign, and his continued rise in the polls. And I am also loving watching the establishment GOP candidates and political class squirming and flailing about, trying to counter the Trump insurgency, and trying to find some weapon to wield against him. GOP Pundit Rick Wilson called him “a giant, epic douchecanoe” on national television… color me impressed. That’s a term an irate taxi driver might use with a drunken idiot that puked in his car, and it is a sign of just how pissed off and frustrated the establishment GOP is.

Just to be clear, I’m 100% behind Ted Cruz, and not a Trump supporter. But that doesn’t stop me from enjoying watching him put the boots to these stooges, and all the disruption he is causing. I don’t see a downside to Trump right now, because if he has a spectacular flameout in a few weeks or months, nearly all of his support will fall to Cruz, with a little spillover to Carson and maybe Fiorina. Should he actually win, he will be compelled to follow up on some sort of immigration reform, and that would be a start.

I was talking to someone in my car a few nights ago and I repeated several of the things I said in Trumpzilla, and I had an inspiration for my first video. I just created a YouTube account, and created this video this afternoon. I hope you find it funny.

Here’s the thing… as I write this book, I often wonder if I have found my voice, and the publishing world will hate it. I’m not sure I want an editor to correct my grammar and tell me to not use words like “douchenozzle” and “mutherfugger”. I would like my book to be available in print at your local Barnes and Noble, but I might be forced to go the self-publishing route. We shall see. But if I do have to self-publish, I need people to know about me, and I need to be able to reach out to my readers.

So if this video gives you a laugh, gimme some love on FaceBook and Twitter, email a link to your friends, and please sign up for my mailing list. I have had this mailing list thing for a couple months and still not used it, so I’m not spamming people with it. It’s only purpose is for news about my book.

And if you really like it, click that “donate” button on the left, and help me get out of this car. Several people have tried to set up recurring payments, and I really appreciate that, but somehow that doesn’t work… PayPal support says the banks stop it as a fraud protection measure, but I don’t know… I seem to remember being told a lot of porn sites have recurring monthly memberships, but whatever. The recurring donation thing never works.

Help me get out of this car. I made this video in two hours… I could do this shit all damned day, if I didn’t have to drive…

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  1. RD says:

    Holy SHT. The video was awesome! I’m right there with you on everything you said. Once again, keep up the good work. As soon as you report you have a book, I’m buying.

  2. idahobob says:

    That was fucking hilarious!

    More chanted the crowd…..MOAR!


  3. Ken says:

    Loved it! Especially the end.

  4. Angrymike says:

    Sweet, love the Hitler parodies…… 😉

  5. Susan G says:

    Well done!! Always enjoy reading your posts. I found you on Hot Air sometime ago. You do have a way with words…..and videos!! Good luck with the book.

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  8. Comrade Terry says:

    Perfect! That captures our mood.

  9. Larry R says:

    Don’t worry about the publishing world hating your voice. Expect that some will, but someone will love it, too. Think of how the twelve houses that rejected Harry Potter must feel now.

    This above all: to thine own self be true,
    And it must follow, as the night the day,
    Thou canst not then be false to any man.

  10. Boilerdoc says:

    You had me at muff diving for Marlboro’s…

  11. Petercat says:

    Trump’s critics are missing one BIG thing:
    One of the reasons that Trump is increasingly popular with so many normal, average Americans is that he listens to us, and is not afraid to modify his stances to reflect what we want.
    How many other presidential candidates do that?
    After all, if we want immigrants to fit themselves to our nation, shouldn’t we want our politicians to fit themselves to us?
    There is no guarantee that Trump is sincere, but no one else is even listening.

  12. Coach says:

    Very nice stuff We’ll repost at CiR.com if that’s okay – let me know.

  13. hillbillyjim says:

    That’s too . I just clicked over here to “The Pig Trap” from a link you posted on HotAir. It is a fantastic read, and all too jarringly prophetic, I fear. Keep up the great writing, and your “voice” will sell itself.

  14. hillbillyjim says:

    Above should have read : That’s too funny. […]

    I’m not sure how that got lost in transmission, but anyway, thanks for the great read.

  15. Arnie Lerma says:

    The trouble is, telling the truth doesn’t pay very well. It’s like the late 30’s in Nazi Germany, to make good money you must be a member of the party. I’v seen courageous journalists I admired and still do, selling out because they need the money. Others have fled the US.

    Thanks for doing your blog.